Emily's Aparments

by shwarma

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released May 26, 2020

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Track Name: Get A Job
Momma said, "Son you’re gonna have to go outside and get a job"
Momma said, "You can’t stay here much longer cause you’re living like a slob"
Momma said, "I aint gonna pay for your way of life anymore"
Momma said, "Look out for them honkies and look out for that trixie horse"

As I laid on down…to that juicy brown,
My eyes slid under and the cave it wrapped around,
It came on down and lifted me off the ground,
And carried my heart and soul into the sound,

Emly said, "You can stay inside and you don’t have to get a job"
Emly said, "You can stay here baby, specially if you’re a slob"
Emly said, "She can pay for my ways but she’s gonna need a little more"
Emly said, "Meet my friend the honky and my other friend the trixie horse"

As I laid on down…to that juicy brown,
My eyes slid under and the cave it wrapped around,
It came on down and lifted me off the ground,
And carried my heart and soul into the sound.
Track Name: Jankfest
Roadies on the road, and he ain't gonna show
To this mother fucking Jankfest
Coming to you live from this motel dive
In the lot of America's best
And you best believe they're the best

We go on at five, fuck you and drive
Get the fuck to Jankfest
Lots filling up, so fill up my cup
Time to get some shit off my chest
Jankfest in your face, ain't no hitting the brakes

Bitch dosed my cup and I'm bout to throw up
I'm freakin' out at Jankfest
Roadies in my grill, saying I need to chill
So get your damn hands off my vest
I threw that fuckin' tool, when I lost my cool

Emily
Emily
Emily
My strings turned to snakes, and I got the shakes

Emily
Emily
Emily
Juicys on the floor, babies asking for more...
Track Name: Cheezin'
Juicy’s on the floor
Baby’s asking for more
But she knows that she can’t have some till we settle the score
That cloudy chowder powder is the reason we squeak
Like little mice hungry for their fat piece of cheese
Track Name: TV Dinner Party
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Track Name: Calm Myself Down
Now that its over, I don’t dare deny
Floating through globules, that fly through my mind
Comet like energy, spazzing through space
Felt all the features, that fell off my face

Its not the moment, you wanted to feel
Slippery and rubbery, like oceans of eels
Laughing and weeping, like sad little clowns
Taking more doses to calm myself down

Ooh, calm myself down
Ooh, calm myself down...down...down...
Ooh, calm myself down
Ooh, calm myself down...down...down...
Track Name: Queen of Farts
Through sunsets and through dawns
A shimmering plane in the distance
Illuminating paths start to spawn
Don’t look hard, cause you might miss it

It’s just another way
Another passage to follow
The path can lead astray
Towards the window to your heart

Now the tables did turn
And your worlds undone
Misconceptions are consequence
And you did smell my fart

It’s just another way
Another passage to follow
The path can lead astray
Towards the window to your heart
Track Name: Immigrant Song
La migra no saben que estoy aquí
Y no se si puedo vivir así
Mi familia esta con mi
En los apartamentos de Emily

Y si nos encuentran que va pasar?
Nos partimos y a nunca regresar
Pero hay una cosa que va faltar
En los apartamentos de Emily
Track Name: The Bathroom Sessions
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Track Name: Hammy Mac
Woke up last night fiendin' a snack
Missed on the midnight 'za, feeling like crap
The piggies are sliced and I’m kickin' back
Into a big ol' bowl of hammy Mac

No body could cook a bowl, as good as this, cheez whiz
But you know they’re gonna try, cuz that’s the biz, and you gotta know the damn fondus and don'ts
Wheel me into a churn, oh buddy gonna soak in the swine
And sweaty baby darlin' don't you forget to throw in the brine, that’s fine, alright

Woke up last night fiendin' a snack
Missed on the midnight 'za, feeling like crap
The piggies are sliced and I’m kickin' back
Into a big ol' bowl of hammy Mac
Track Name: Shmeric Time Pt. 2
Where the fuck is Shmer?!
He's always late!
Track Name: Sad Clown
I'm a sad clown (sad, sad, clown)
Got this doo doo pie all over my face
Been working carnie gigs around town (round, round, town)
Ain't no damn way i'm gonna leave this place

Like a monkey dancing in a too-too
While a cosmic psychic casts his voodoo
On the susceptible minds of the passerby
Enough to make a grown clown cry

I'm a carnie clown, from town to town
My nose is red and my pants are brown
Jumping up in down in a wedding gown
Got a reach around chinatown (2x)
Track Name: Feelin' Island
Feelin' Island, Island (4x)
Drop jah bomba

One bombaclat
Two bombaclat
Three bombaclat
Four bombaclat

Hairy bombaclat
Smelly bombaclat
Irie bombaclat
Emily bombaclat
Track Name: You Can't Leave Me
I'm done with your yapping mouth
And I can’t take no more
So pack your bags and head down south
To your stupid mother whore.

You stupid bitch, die in a ditch
I’ll make you eat my fucking shit
You make me sick and puke and twitch
And you can eat a dick right now

You can’t leave me!
I’ve already left you!
Why do you hurt me?
It makes me hurt myself!
Track Name: Emily's Aparments
Don't you call emily, just to stay in one of her aparments
Once you crawl down that deep hole, there aint no climbing out
I spent my last buck on a fix, but aint stopped me from turning trix

Oh emily, stop looking at me
Why you gotta be? So damn sexy
Oh emily, don't look at me
Why you gotta be? So damn crazy

Don't you call emily, she'll shoot you up and shit you out
You'll be feeling high again, and you'll call up all your friends
You'll have all but one regret, her pity, remorse and nothing left
Track Name: Albino Sunburned Girl
Your time is useless, at heaven's dawning
Coconut crispies are your only flake
Flakey croissant, I feel your guava yearning
I love the tea you drink

Albino sunburned girl
I really love you, girl
I'm an oyster, and you're a pearl

Albino sunburned girl
Give me the chance to love you and
I'll show you that I'm the best in the world

You try and halt the little duckie from crossing
To be a bud duckie had you by the fake
Flakey croissant, I feel your guava yearning
I love the tea you drink

Albino sunburned girl
I really love you, girl
I'm an oyster, and you're a pearl

Albino sunburned girl
Give me the chance to love you and
I'll show you that I'm the best in the world

Albino sunburned girl
I really love you, girl
I'm an oyster, and you're a pearl

Albino sunburned girl
Give me the chance to love you and
I'll show you that I'm the best in the world

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